Remember when we were all teenage girls? And the thought of our parents rooting through our diaries was close to Armageddon? Well, have a heart for Lindsay Lohan who is incensed -- better yet, outraged -- that Daddy is threatening to sell excerpts from her diary! And it's not just any diary, by the way, but the one she kept while in rehab back in '07. Lilo has issued a cease-and-desist citing a "grave invasion of privacy." And why not? It is kind of creepy, after all. And even though we don't like taking sides, we must side with Lindsay on this one and say, "Dad, just stop, OK?" Click for more about Michael Lohan's latest dirty deed.